Last night my friend Crazy Craig asked me to go to the museum with him. I was skeptical. It was midnight and the museum was closed, and I saw Crazy Craig put a knife in his pocket. But I decided to go. Turns out Crazy Craig had left his wallet at the museum earlier and a security guard was holding it for him. That's when I learned that not all people with the word Crazy in their name rob museums, but they do stab security guards.