Brainy blamed himself for the death, but there was no way he could tell that Papa Smurf was choking.

If I were head of an organization that investigated stuff, my first case would be finding out what happened to the black people who lived in Bedrock between the "Flintstone Kids" and "The Fintstone" eras.

If "The Jetsons" has taught us anything about the future, it's that the white supremacists win.