After we pulled off the bank heist, things got a little messy when we dropped the bags. My partner said it was because we weren't organized enough. I thought it was because we mistakenly robbed a sperm bank and not a money bank. I think we're both right.

I have a million dollar idea that I'm willing to sell for $50,000. Contact me if you're intrested. No police or lawyers, please.

Interesting fact: 100% of crimes committed are committed by criminals.

Wait a minute, you're supposed to put money IN the collection plate?