Has anyone ever not liked the cut of someone's jib?

The road less traveled is usually under construction.

I once saw a homeless man with a set of keys.

Scared chickens are chickens, too.

If I were head of an organization that investigated stuff, my first case would be finding out what happened to the black people who lived in Bedrock between the "Flintstone Kids" and "The Fintstone" eras.

Interesting fact: 100% of crimes committed are committed by criminals.

The grass is not always greener on the other side, unless you're a potato.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

No matter what you're doing, you should always give 110%. Unless you're giving blood.

How are gardeners and pimps alike?

They both wear big hats, use hoes and have slaps named after them.