Ever since my mulatto friend got her new Blackberry, she's been sending me mixed messages.

George Bush does not care about black carpet beetles.

After one look at the team photo, I realized that the "All-Blacks" is a very deceiving name for a Rugby team.

If "The Jetsons" has taught us anything about the future, it's that the white supremacists win.

A Chinese man, a white man and a black, African Amer, Afro, Neg -- ahh, forget it.

Wonder if white sheep think all black sheep look alike.

When Tom started his new job at the office, the team decided to take him to lunch. He told his new friends of his world travels. "Niger," Tom said. "You ever been to Niger? It's a country in Africa." Then, he realized he might be pronouncing Niger wrong. But it was too late. And that's the story of why we don't invite Tom to lunch anymore.