"I think the spirit of Christmas is as strong as ever," said the Easter Bunny with a smirk.

When little Freddy said, "The Easter Rabbi is here" everyone was about to correct him until a man with long hair, a beard and a robe appeared from above. Drunk uncle Joey had fallen down the stairs again.

Turns out that wasn't a collection plate, which explains why it was full of cigarette butts.

Wait a minute, you're supposed to put money IN the collection plate?

Holy Bible, Batman!

If you spill grape juice on your picture of Jesus, is it sacrilegious to replace the picture with your Barry Gibb album cover?