Monday

"I think the spirit of Christmas is as strong as ever," said the Easter Bunny with a smirk.

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Sunday

When little Freddy said, "The Easter Rabbi is here" everyone was about to correct him until a man with long hair, a beard and a robe appeared from above. Drunk uncle Joey had fallen down the stairs again.

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Friday

Turns out that wasn't a collection plate, which explains why it was full of cigarette butts.

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Thursday

Wait a minute, you're supposed to put money IN the collection plate?

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Wednesday

Holy Bible, Batman!

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Tuesday

If you spill grape juice on your picture of Jesus, is it sacrilegious to replace the picture with your Barry Gibb album cover?

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